when you unpause a game and forget you’re fighting a bunch of enemies
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Person: Hi I'm Christian.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Jewish.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Muslim.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Wiccan.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm atheist.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Buddhist.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Hindu.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I believe in this and you're wrong so I'm going to tell you all about how wrong you are.
Me: Get the fuck out of my face before I hit you in the face with a frozen turkey.
and on the 8th day God created Dean Winchester and from the back of the room a deep voice shouted DIBS
Black Templars Titan!
Fucking. Beautiful.
C.S. Lewis created an imaginary world
J.K. Rowling created an entire culture
J.R.R. Tolkien created a whole civilization and his own language
Then there’s me
Cheer up, you could have created 50 Shades of Grey
best comment that i’ve gotten on this post yet
Y’all is it bad that I kind of really want a Sawed-Off Over-Under when I’m older?
Would it even work correctly? Like, I don’t even shotgun.
You can chop an over-under all the way back to the cartridge with no barrel and it will still work.
But yeah Over-Unders and Side by Sides make some of the best sawed off shotguns in my opinion.
I’ve always wanted a O&E Saw’n off.
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Castiel: Dean, I have learned a humorous joke.
Dean: Oh this should be good. Go ahead, Cas.
Castiel: Knock. Knock.
Dean: Who's there?
Castiel: Interrupting moose.
Dean: Interrupting moo-?
Sam: Hi guys! So get this...
my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity
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